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Santa's Penis is So Funny by Clown in the Middle

from Holiday Songs to Remember​/​Forget by 36 bands and artists from around the world

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There are armpits and noses and toeses and elbows
Nipples and buttcheeks and ballsacks and buttholes
But do you recall
There's a flesh tube on top of the balls?

[one, two, three, four!]

Frosty the snowman was a jolly soul, frosty the snowman had a funny pole [frosty’s penis is sooooo funny!]

Santa Claus is coming to town / Santa Claus is Coming [Santa’s penis is sooooo funny!]

Santa’s penis is so funny!
Santa’s penis is so funny!
Santa’s penis is so ho ho ho ho ho ho ho funny!

DECK THE HALLS WITH PENISES AND BALLS:
north pole
chestnuts
yule log
Chimney
Shepherd’s staff
candy cane
Stocking stuffer
Fruitcake
Tiny Tim
Jingle bells
HAM
AND A PENIS IN A PEAR TREE

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat and you’ll never guess what else is [penises are soooo funny]

Also, it's cool if you don't celebrate christmas[yeah] because it's important to take time in the winter with those you love[or yourself] whether or not it's related to some sort of christian eurocentric holiday[whatever you celebrate] tell the people you love that you're grateful for them[tell them you love them]! But also, Santa's penis? [yeah?] It's soooooo funny!

Santa’s penis is so funny!
Santa’s penis is so funny!
Santa’s penis is so ho ho ho ho ho ho ho funny!

Good king wenceslas HAS A FUNNY PENIS
Ebeneezer Scrooge HAS A FUNNY PENIS
The grinch who stole christmas HAS A FUNNY PENIS
Jack Frost HAS A FUNNY PENIS
Little baby jesus HAS A FUNNY PENIS
Little drummer boy HAS A FUNNY PENIS
Rudolph the reindeer HAS A FUNNY PENIS
The polar express guy HAS A FUNNY PENIS
The NUT cracker HAS A FUNNY PENIS

Santa’s penis is sooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY

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from Holiday Songs to Remember​/​Forget, released December 11, 2020

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