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Haunted Bedroom

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Professor Mesmer's Phantasmagoria Tickets please, tickets please; come, gather round For a spectacle of wonder sure to keep you spellbound. Such enticing enthralling adventurous schemes! But fear not; this ain't no trap from which your soul you must redeem. They call me Count Mesmer; pleased to make your acquaintance You in the back, quit shoving! We must be patient For my phantasmagoria if provided just a moment Will give a glimpse of your future; tell me, have you ever been shown it? For just the price of your ticket; nothing more, I swear The fortune of great kings will be yours, and beyond compare Just think of Oedipus Rex, and MacBeth, and King Herod of old And the great power they held when the truth is foretold. So step right up; my contraption has been spinning And behold the fluid images, but that's just the beginning You're getting sleepy now, I can tell - you cannot deceive me You cannot escape the fog spread to receive thee The trap has been sprung; by ruse have I stolen Your pocket watch, billfold, your mind, and your soul, and Forever you'll waltz, my somnambulist pet But your old life of hubris you'll never forget Alone in the catacombs, deathly barren and dark One must hold fast to one's soul strings when the carnival barks You know that now if you didn't know it then And with a spoonful of foresight, maybe five'll get you ten.
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A Twilight Waltz Through the Catacombs - Prelude in E minor Winds a misty haze Ashes of the olden days Through the tunnels of your dreams And living, though so still it seems Forever through the corridors Concealed from golden rays Destitute in solitude You gaze at what this specter plays Mesmerized and intertwined You never saw the end Nor prophesied dreams serpentine The fog that evil sent
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Blackbird Hill by Carpal Tullar I wanted to mention that you found my friends up on the Blackbird Hill I needed to know that you found my friends and that they're out there still You found my friends on the blackbird crested hill You found my friends on the blackbird haunted hill If you cross the fence and take the path that bends around to echo field If you pick up a sense a wicked silent suspense then that's the weight they wield You found my friends on the blackbird crested hill You found my friends on the blackbird haunted hill Until... Upon the blackbird hill they will be waiting still As they reflect on whom they've haunted And you may find your thrill on top of Blackbird Hill And you may wish no haunting on it But they won't listen, they won't listen, they won't listen They wanted me to commend you though you turned ghost white you really held up well If you ever go back they'll double down and attack and you should run like hell You found my friends on the blackbird crested hill You found my friends on the blackbird haunted hill Until... Upon the blackbird hill they will be waiting still As they reflect on whom they've haunted And what I still don't get I've thought and thought and I'm yet To figure what they've ever wanted So listen as you walk to hear a blackbird talk could be an evil looming on it And you may find your thrill on top of Blackbird Hill And you may wish no haunting on it But they won't listen, they won't listen, they won't listen
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Object x Out of Place Something’s crawling in my space, out of place And I don’t like it Well it slithers through my room by the light of the moon And I don’t want it It’s a shadow in the dark that leaves an icy mark And I can feel it Brushing up against my skin then it disappears again Can you believe it And it follows me around when I’m walking through town Like a cold ever-present stare When I’m driving alone, feel it deep in my bones Like a ghost in an empty lair In the darkness, in the fog, in the vacant lot It makes me want to run and hide But no matter where I go there’s no escape you know And it eats me up inside What’s that under the bed Whispers in my ear Creeping through my head Am I better off dead Something’s out of place and I don’t like it Something’s out of place and I don’t want it Something’s out of place and I can feel it Something’s out of place, will you believe it
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Artist name: ben survant Album name: “The King of Halloween” Song name: “It’s Halloween (Paper Lanterns)” I see it in the corner of my eye The way the setting sun casts an orange glow tonight And up among the tallest of the trees I saw a yellow leaf revealed in the evening breeze And now I walk along familiar streets But all the normal things seem a little strange They flicker in the fading summer heat And there’s a new world coming underneath There is a new word in every mouth that you meet It’s knocking at your door It creaks across the floor It settles in the eaves And soon it will be clear enough for you to see It’s Halloween So go pick out your pumpkin And carve it on the floor And light it in the evening For one you’re waiting for And as the flame burns down inside it Paper lanterns line the lawn Hear them howling in the distance Until the night turns into dawn Then they’ll be gone The neighborhood is quiet Save the barking of a dog On the porches eyes are glowing Jack o’ lanterns in the fog Will the dead come back to haunt us? Will they stagger in the street? Dressed in rotting rags of cotton, Is it real or just a dream This halloween?
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Something in your nightmares Something on the stairs Something in your closet Wants to know you’re there Something in your nightmares Something on the stairs Something in your closet Wants to know you’re there Wicked Things Wicked Things Wicked Things Wicked Things Don’t look back, look behind you Something in the air reminds you Crawling in the grass it’s nearer Hiding now it's skin is clearer Reach down between your legs Hoping that your hand will strike it It’s too late, it consumes you Nothing you can say or do Something in your nightmares Something on the stairs Something in your closet Wants to know you’re there Wicked Things Wicked Things Wicked Things Wicked Things “That man was in a state of shock. I’ve seen frightened men before… terrified men… but I’ve never seen anything to compare with the horror and the fear in his eyes” “Now, why didn’t these monsters attack us? I’ve been thinking about that. They’re probably night creatures. They can’t stand the light and they stay down during the day.” Wicked Things Wicked Things Wicked Things Wicked Things “Nothing scares them, animal or human, and yet something made them leave”
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Dive into a poor man's soul Take his guts to feed the worms Take his bones And Build a home But don’t you ever take his word Let blood (let blood let blood) pour down (let blood pour down) Let blood (let blood let blood) pour down (Let blood pour down) All these rows of hands and feet They mean so very much to me And their eyes As big as God Two swimming pools as they all died Let blood (let blood let blood) Pour down (let blood pour down) Let blood (let blood let blood) Pour down (Let blood pour down)
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VERSE 1 Big Dick Scarry from the military Wrote stories 'bout animals But what we never read Was a troubled man Possibly a cannibal Covered up so you don't hear about This Busy Town that he made Unheard stories like how Miss Honey Ate poor Sally Cats brains CHORUS Big Dick Scarry from the military Big Dick Scarry from the military Big Dick Scarry from the military Was he real sweet or was he a creep VERSE 2 Mr. Fumble and Sprout Goat Tied Sergent Murphy to a fence As Doctor Lion went to get the scalpel To remove his fingerprints Lowly Worm saw and screamed for help When he heard Murphys cries As Mr. Frumble dowses Lowly With a can of insecticide CHORUS BRIDGE Huckle Cat now all alone Since Grocer Cats hit n run As Billy Dog corners him He tears him apart just for fun Solo CHORUS ×2
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We call upon the Lord of Low Lift us to your glorious realm As above so below Guide us through the abyss enemies with death's kiss And so it is Forever more We put our faces on Be who we wanna be No right no wrong Our one night to be free Oh Halloween 4x We walk the left hand path And scream out trick or treat You don't want to feel the wrath That comes on Halloween Oh Halloween 4x The witches spell is cast The wolf shakes off his skin The monsters eyes a light Now let the right one in Oh Halloween 4x Wolves howl on Halloween Wolves howl howl howl howl on Hallooween Witches ride on Halloween Witches ride ride ride ride on Halloween The ghouls rule the night bats hang in the trees cmon child, it's alright Now's the time to come with me Don't stop till you see the light Riot in the cemetery Oh Halloween 4x
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Am-C-D You're tellin' me it's my fault For messin' 'round with the occult Bm-D-Em But how was I to know that magic Am Could end up being so tragic? I thought I'd be in command Always having the upper hand Ooo, the power! Oh what fun! Now everybody's on the run Chorus: Dm. DM6. AM. F- Am An infestation of swarming demons Satan and his infernal minions Em. Bm. G-Bm To sow the seeds of deadly sins F. Maj7. C. F- c Well, everybody's got opinions F. Maj7. C. F-c But don't you welcome in the demons Dm. 6. Am. F-am Satan or his infernal minions Everyday, another test Can never falter, never rest Sure, you say I caused this mess Well, I thought that it was best Chorus Who led me into temptation Into a no-win situation Ignoring signs and indications As being just my imagination? Chorus
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Someone I love gave me a box of darkness In my weakest state Searching for my loved ones Voice I can't mistake One came from the darkness How was I to know it was fake. Are you there? Can you hear me calling? I am calling out to you. Are you there? Can you hear me? Cause I hear you. We gathered round a dark satin table On all hallows eve In this shell of a house Like a heart of ice that never melts You won't go and I can't leave Come to our table, come to me. Black smoke rolls from shuttered windows A ghost with no body Shadows move at angles When nobody speaks There is mere lifting hunger Whose eyes were unseen The ghosts that fill my home Are after me. Beyond the door and into the hall There was a breath, There was a call. Hold on tightly, Why are your hands so cold? How was I to know it wasn't you?
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Surprise Transylvanian Jig Jay & bill Dance, dance, devil in the blood moon’s light Dance, dance, devil To the symphony of night Blood of kings Blood of queens Courses through me But never fills my veins The taste of centuries The ancient past Dry upon my lips never seems to last Chorus Dance, dance, To the heartbeat Dance, dance to the pulse I’ve been dancing This Transylvanian jig When I grow thirsty I tap a human keg I’ve danced eternally Time is on my side But when I feed my hunger I’m never satisfied Chorus Dance, dance, revolution Dance, dance, spin and spin I fear I grow weary Of this dance that I’m in. Dance, dance Dance, dance There’s always an ending Nature will adjust I’ll swing into the sunlight I’ll lie in my own dust Dance, dance, to the music Dance, dance to the song Dance, dance, I’ve been dancing For so very long Dance, dance, to the drumbeat Dance, dance, to the tune Dance, dance, In the sunlight Goodnight, sister moon. Dance, dance Dance, dance Dance, dance Dance, dance devil in the blood moon’s light Dance, dance devil To the symphony of night
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Spooky and Halloween-ish songs by artists and bands across the U.S. All proceeds go to Musicians for Overdose Prevention.

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released September 28, 2022

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