Name: SAN-TSA
Duration: P00H02M41S
Description: feat. wooden frog

Aimee Jacob Oliver - SAN-TSA

from Holiday Songs in B Flat by HolyCrapCommunity

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18 Songs that will make this holiday season one that you'll never forget. The perfect holiday gift! All proceeds go to Musicians for Overdose Prevention. Compact Disc with cover art by Matt Rosebrock.

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lyrics

SAN-TSA the Bad Santa took my luggage away

Come December, a holiday master
Rudolph’s got a ticket from your great big castle
Bells chime freely, the Easter bunny clammers
What set off that metal detector?

SAN-TSA the Bad Santa took my luggage away

Mrs. Claus’s gifts swiftly, through a conveyor
The fat man’s eyes on her purple vibrator
Shoeless leprechauns and buckle-less witches
His eyes look sternly to their 4os cauldrons

SAN-TSA the Bad Santa took my luggage away

He’s a Holiday lion
A ring of gold so fine
His sandals slip on his feet
He’s magic treat

Jesus holds the line with his judging eyes
And he disappears for a frisking near
All the holidays hold no hand in play
To the great red suit with the soot filled boots

SAN-TSA the Bad Santa took my luggage away

For the Christmas list
Give up all your gifts
Boy that old st nick
Sure is quite the dick

It's some Christmas cheer
From throughout the year
All the gifts are gone
St. Nick stole the year