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feat. melodica and a Suzuki Omnichords

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"PT Cruisin'"

Happy Holidays I've got some big plans for us
First we'll open all our presents then we'll sneak away and go get drunk
Then it's off to dinner with the family - oh Jesus Christ
But I know a great escape, she stole my heart but I stole this ride

Christmas makes me wanna scream
Crashed her daddy's PT Cruiser straight into a tree.

Rudolph red alarms are blinking
Keeping time with jingle bells
I look over at your nose bleeding
But you're still alive far as I can tell

Merry christmas to me baby
Deck the halls and wrap me up
In your favorite red jacket
Cuz I'm ol' St. Nick in a pair of handcuffs.

Christmas makes me wanna scream
Crashed her daddy's PT Cruiser straight into a tree.

"Milkman"

Milk, milk and cookies
Under the tree, but they're not for me
And all this milk, and all these little cookies
Are they for someone special or for someone mean

This glass of milk
So thick with bubbles and calcium... with Vitamin D
And this plate of cookies fresh from the oven
So much chocolate, I think there's too much chocolate

Four glasses lined along the bar
One for me, the rest for you
You used to come around this time of year
Now I don't know what to do

Christmas eve and I am freaking out again
Mom and Neil beating up the bed
Four glasses - one big meal
And I just want to share it with my dad

Christmas time is nothing without you
Please come pick me up - please come pick me up soon.

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from Holiday Songs in B Flat, released December 3, 2021

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