Name: Please Send Me A Festivus Miracle
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Krista Muir - Please Send Me A Festivus Miracle

from Holiday Songs in B Flat by HolyCrapCommunity

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18 Songs that will make this holiday season one that you'll never forget. The perfect holiday gift! All proceeds go to Musicians for Overdose Prevention. Compact Disc with cover art by Matt Rosebrock.

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The festivus pole has been polished and (shiny)
the festivus dinner prepared (mm meatloaf - my favourite)
we’ve aired many a grievance (yup)
and feats of strength we’ve shared (I lifted something)

Please send me a festivus miracle
wrapped up with a ribbon of blue
and all I want for the holidays
is a pain free day or two with you

We found a suitable bag (a festivus miracle)
and nailed it to the wall
it holds a small alarm clock (tik tok tik tik tok tik)
that ne’er will alarm us at all

Please send me a festivus miracle
wrapped up with a ribbon of blue
and all I want for the holidays
is a pain free day or two with you

It's a festivus miracle
that we're still here-acle
full of cheer-icle
maybe a little satri-icle
Is that a tear-icle in your beer-icle...

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from Holiday Songs in B Flat, released December 3, 2021

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