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feat. Star Trek sound effects, one of those cedar blocks you leave around to discourage moths

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It’s an intergalactic allegory to represent the nativity story
Space may be the final frontier but good news: Santa still delivers out here
Until his spaceship crash-lands on a planet inhabited by godless alien reindeer
If only someone would hear his distress call

Luckily there’s a starship nearby named the U.S.S. Enterprise
They send a landing party over with tricorders and also phasers
But oh no! What’s that? They’ve all been captured
Every single principal actor
There’s only one man left to save them all…

It’s Mr. Leslie’s Star Trek Christmas Spectacular
Everybody’s favorite Star Trek Character
Saving the day and also some space babes
Beam me up, Santa Claus

It’s Mr. Leslie’s Star Trek Christmas Spectacular
Featuring a soundtrack largely on the theremin
You’d think they’d spend their budget better
By hiring bigger stars

Turns out Santa has two daughters, barely clothed and played by models
They help Mr. Leslie rescue their dad and the rest of his crew
Almost instantly Leslie’s shirt gets ripped off, somewhere Kirk is likely jealous
But he’s not featured in the movie at all

It’s Mr. Leslie’s Star Trek Christmas Spectacular
Everybody’s favorite Star Trek Character
Saving the day and also some space babes
Beam me up, Santa Claus

It’s Mr. Leslie’s Star Trek Christmas Spectacular
But I’ll watch it any season of the year
It plays great on every occasion and it’s only an hour long

[Space solo]

It’s Mr. Leslie’s Star Trek Christmas Spectacular
The only episode they never remastered
But who cares about the quality if it’s not real at all? (I made it up)

It’s Mr. Leslie’s Star Trek Christmas Spectacular
Everybody’s favorite Star Trek Character
Saving the day and also some space babes
Beam me up, Santa Claus

It’s Mr. Leslie’s Star Trek Christmas Spectacular
La da da da (etc)

It’s Mr. Leslie’s Star Trek Christmas Spectacular
Everybody’s favorite Star Trek Character
Saving the day and also some space babes
Beam me up, Santa Claus

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from Holiday Songs in B Flat, released December 3, 2021

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