Name: Holy Socks
Duration: P00H02M56S
Description: feat. slide whistle, scissors, guitar played through synthesizer

Hazlo Girar - Holy Socks

from Holiday Songs in B Flat by HolyCrapCommunity

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18 Songs that will make this holiday season one that you'll never forget. The perfect holiday gift! All proceeds go to Musicians for Overdose Prevention. Compact Disc with cover art by Matt Rosebrock.

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feat. slide whistle, scissors, guitar played through synthesizer

lyrics

There were holes in all the stockings
And the candy all fell out
Woke up Christmas morning to the dog
Motionless on the couch

Forgot to lock the door
On our way out to the vet
When we got back that night
there wasn’t a single present left

We all got to lie about
The contents of our gifts
Packs of cigarettes turned to
Scrolls of hieroglyphs

Tiny whisky bottles
Became the keys to a new car
A brick of dark chocolate
To a heavy golden bar

The dog, he didn’t make it
We buried him in the back,
The neighbors were smoking cigarettes
And drinking from a flask

Their dog ate the chocolate
While we all buried spot
They left in a hurry,
We snuck in,
Cut holes in all their socks

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from Holiday Songs in B Flat, released December 3, 2021

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