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Scott Stetson - Holiday Inn

from Holiday Songs in B Flat by HolyCrapCommunity

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They say Jesus had 12 disciplines. You know the Human body has 12 pair of ribs.
If Christmas has 12 days, why the hell is the tree up in July?
Well, on the 11 th day, isn’t that veteran’s day? Maybe, singles day in China
Pocky day in Japan, or was it the Feast of Saints?
On the 10 th day of Christmas, I pulled a Tarot card. it was the Wheel of Fortune
I’d rather have that, then be a Capricorn

Chorus
Welcome to my Holiday Inn, we have Narcan in the kitchen, won’t you come on in.
It’s a safe space to get on down. We have Peaches in the corner gonna pass em around.

On the 9 th day I saw the ladies dancing. I have 9 lives like a cat...
Swinging on that pole, they took all my dough
They say Jesus had an 8 ball on the 8 th day of Christmas. Santa’s Elves were high on DMT
Well, that explains why all those toys fall apart.
I know 7 swans, because I married one. But it ain’t no more.
I’m just gonna sit here on New Year’s Eve and be a bore.

Chorus

On the 6 th day, God made man. Come along brother, tell that story again…
I’d rather be on Venus, where the real truth lies.
I have 5 rings, well they ain’t that golden. Till that little doggie got up and stole them
Well, I’m gonna, spread his name around.
You’ve called me a Crow; you’ve called me a Badger. The 4 th day is considered the feast of holy innocents
Hard to comprehend for that Atheist in me…

Chorus

3 French Hens from the trailer down the road, I think I hit em with my car
I need to go back with some hot sauce, I don’t think they got far
Only 2 more days before this season is over, I can’t take no more
Is a Christmas shit considered a Holy Crap?
That partridge was barking up my tree, till I shot it with my gun
There’s no more days, it’s all been done

Chorus

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from Holiday Songs in B Flat, released December 3, 2021

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